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HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2023:
1. President Sonia Gandhi and prime minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy prime minister Rahul Gandhi.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attend Aishwarya's 3rd marriage .
5. Abhi toh Mein jawan hoon - Dev Anand.
6. Petrol Rs.999 / litre (Bata price).
7. Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
8. Coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea
9. Siddhu launches his own TV channal where he can speak and laugh for the whole day.
10. After giving 49 flop movie in a row himesh reshamiya is coming in hollywood romantic movie sequel titanic
plz write ur comments in comment box that u like this funny news
Cricket Joke
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C-R-I-C-K-E-T JOKE
Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come
C-R-I-C-K-E-T JOKE
Procter:Did you call Symonds as Monkey?
Bhajji: No,I called a monkey as Symonds.
Procter:So you did
Bhajji : (Silence)
Procter : How dare,you insulted a monkey.You are banned for 3 matches.
Bhajji : Sad
Ponting& Co : !!???
Ponting : hey,Symonds.What he said?
Symonds : What ever,he is banned.You can bat well next game.
Ponting : No,Anil is also there,ask him whether he can ban him also.
Symonds : We'll see in next match,if he takes your wicket,we'll complain.
Ponting; Then ok. Come
J-O-K-E
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FUNNY STYLE
Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva
FUNNY STYLE
Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva
FUNNYYY
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Ek
S-A-R-D-A-R JOKE BY PREM PACHAR
sardar jammu Kashmir mein rahta tha. Vahan home tutions padhata tha. Ek din bahut jyada snowfall hua aur baher nikalna mushkil ho gaya.
Lakin sardar baher nikla students ke ghar jaane ke liye. Logon ne pucha sardarji kahan jaa rahe ho to bolne laga, sabhi bachon ko bolne jaa raha hoon ki aaj tution padhane nahin aaa paunga.........
Ek
S-A-R-D-A-R JOKE BY PREM PACHAR
sardar jammu Kashmir mein rahta tha. Vahan home tutions padhata tha. Ek din bahut jyada snowfall hua aur baher nikalna mushkil ho gaya.
Lakin sardar baher nikla students ke ghar jaane ke liye. Logon ne pucha sardarji kahan jaa rahe ho to bolne laga, sabhi bachon ko bolne jaa raha hoon ki aaj tution padhane nahin aaa paunga.........
SMS on COMPUTER
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COMPUTER JOKE. . .
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
-PREM PACHAR
COMPUTER JOKE. . .
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna.
Wait main karoonga tumhaara intezaar karte karte,
Main so gaya yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
-PREM PACHAR
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