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WHERE IS FROCKS?
Aakhir kaha gayi purani fashion? Kaha gayi wo frock?
nahi dikhti, jo kuchh saal pehle tak traha-traha ki sunder frocks se
saji hoti thi.
*BADAL GAI BITIYA.
Ek jamane me dadi nani ke ghar aaye 2-3 meter k chheent ya Rubiya k
cloths ki badi price hoti thi kyoki is se silne wali poshak ka name
hota tha FROCK. Bachiyon k liye khushi k do paryay hote the-new
frock in cloth and new gudiya in toys.
Frock chahe readymade kharidi ho ya maa k haathon ki sili ho, utnaa hi
ullaas deti hai. Ab kisi culturely program k liye vishesh taur par
order par frock banvayi bhi jati hai, to unme se adhiktar ka use baad
me nahi hota.
*Naya chalan hai yeh
filmi sitaron jaise kapde ki maang bache khud karte hai aur mata-pita
inhe pura bhi karte hai. Dukaandaar bhi naye chalan ke kapde hi zyada
rakhte hai. Ye paridhan bhi zanchte hai but inme bachchiyan ki
masumiyat chhup si jati hai.
===============Request to all visitors that write your comments whether the world
forget the old fashion ? Or the modern age has been forgotten?
nahi dikhti, jo kuchh saal pehle tak traha-traha ki sunder frocks se
saji hoti thi.
*BADAL GAI BITIYA.
Ek jamane me dadi nani ke ghar aaye 2-3 meter k chheent ya Rubiya k
cloths ki badi price hoti thi kyoki is se silne wali poshak ka name
hota tha FROCK. Bachiyon k liye khushi k do paryay hote the-new
frock in cloth and new gudiya in toys.
Frock chahe readymade kharidi ho ya maa k haathon ki sili ho, utnaa hi
ullaas deti hai. Ab kisi culturely program k liye vishesh taur par
order par frock banvayi bhi jati hai, to unme se adhiktar ka use baad
me nahi hota.
*Naya chalan hai yeh
filmi sitaron jaise kapde ki maang bache khud karte hai aur mata-pita
inhe pura bhi karte hai. Dukaandaar bhi naye chalan ke kapde hi zyada
rakhte hai. Ye paridhan bhi zanchte hai but inme bachchiyan ki
masumiyat chhup si jati hai.
===============Request to all visitors that write your comments whether the world
forget the old fashion ? Or the modern age has been forgotten?
>>Time Pass<<
.
Friendship Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!
Friendship Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!
Friendship Is Like... CELL ONE
Changing Life Style!
Friendship Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!
Friendship Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!
Friendship Is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!
Friendship Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!
Friendship Is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!
Friendship Is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!
Friendship Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!
Friendship Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!
Friendship Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!
Friendship Is Like... COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Friendship Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!
Friendship Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!
Friendship Is Like... CELL ONE
Changing Life Style!
Friendship Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!
Friendship Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!
Friendship Is Like... SPRITE
Sirf Yeh Bhujaye Pyas Baki All Bakwass!
Friendship Is Like... PEPSI
Ask For More!
Friendship Is Like... LG
Digitally Yours!
Friendship Is Like... NIKE
Just Do It!
Friendship Is Like... HABIB
Kyoun Kay Ye Dil Ka Mamla Hai!
Friendship Is Like... WAVES
Naam Hi Kafi Hai!
Friendship Is Like... BUTTER SCOTCH (hmmm)
Chalti Jayee Chalti Jayee Chali Jayeeeee!
Friendship Is Like... COCA COLA
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>Time Pass<<
Computer Vs. Hindi >>Films<<
1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha .
3)Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4)F1-Guide.
5)Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6)Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7)CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8)Undo - Aa ab laut
chale
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti
ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Bantwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey
1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan Chhote miyan.
2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hi tha .
3)Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
4)F1-Guide.
5)Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
6)Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
7)CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
8)Undo - Aa ab laut
chale
9) Super User Password - Gupt.
10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.
11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
12) Server - Godfather.
13) Proxy Server - Padosan.
14) Security - Nakabandi.
15) Storage - Tehkhana.
16) Storage capacity -Badhti
ka naam Dadhi.
17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
20) DumbTerminal Anari.
21) Mouse - Jaanwar.
22) Hard Disk partition- Bantwara.
23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
24)Temporary file - Khote Sikkey
>>Time Pass<<
Ek Ameer Ladke ko school
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib
parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb.
car bhi tooti hui safari thi.
unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha.
bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha.
bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the.
ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the.
sara parivar badi mushkil se
aish kar raha tha.
me garib parivar pe essay
likhne ko kaha gya.
essay me usne likha.
ik garib parivar tha.
pita garib,
maa garib,
bache garib
parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb.
car bhi tooti hui safari thi.
unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha.
bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha.
bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the.
ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the.
sara parivar badi mushkil se
aish kar raha tha.
>>Time Pass<<
.
Testimonial likhney k liye buhat sochna parta hai.....
aur sochnay se buhat energy waste hoti hai....
aur energy waste honay se insaan weak ho jata hai.....
aur weak honay se insaan mar bhi sakta hai....
aur marnay k baad us k lye sub ko bilawaja rona parta hai....
aur ronay se un k aansoo aatay hain....
jis say woh insaan bhi weak ho jaata hai....
aur weak honay k baad us ki energey finish ho jaatI hai....
aur energy finish ho janay se woh bhi mur sakta hai....
AUR IS TARHAN CYCLE CONTINUESS.....
SO I M NOT GOING TO WRITE TESTI FOR U CUZ I DONT WANT TO DIE
Testimonial likhney k liye buhat sochna parta hai.....
aur sochnay se buhat energy waste hoti hai....
aur energy waste honay se insaan weak ho jata hai.....
aur weak honay se insaan mar bhi sakta hai....
aur marnay k baad us k lye sub ko bilawaja rona parta hai....
aur ronay se un k aansoo aatay hain....
jis say woh insaan bhi weak ho jaata hai....
aur weak honay k baad us ki energey finish ho jaatI hai....
aur energy finish ho janay se woh bhi mur sakta hai....
AUR IS TARHAN CYCLE CONTINUESS.....
SO I M NOT GOING TO WRITE TESTI FOR U CUZ I DONT WANT TO DIE
>>Time Pass<<
.
JO MUJHE SCRAPS NA KARE
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Khuda Kare US Ka
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
�@�@�@�@Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen
�@�@�@�@�@Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen
�@�@�@�@Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye
�@�@�@Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
�@�@�@Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Aur Aur Aur
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....
JO MUJHE SCRAPS NA KARE
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Khuda Kare US Ka
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@CPU Ka Fan Jal Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@Us K Monitor Se Dhuaan Nikle
�@�@�@�@Us Ke Keyboard K Button Toot Jaayen
�@�@�@�@�@Us Ka Mouse Chalna Band Kar De
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Us Ke Speaker Phat Jaayen
�@�@�@�@Us Ke Printer Ka Cartridge Urh Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@Us Ka Electricity Bill Extra Aaye
�@�@�@Us Ka Net Baar Baar Disconnect Ho Jaaye
�@�@�@Us Ki Power Supply Ka Fan Bhi Ruk Jaaye
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Aur Aur Aur
�@�@�@�@�@�@�@�@Bas ITna Cafeee Hai....
>>Time Pass<<
.
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL
1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution
= Heart Attack
Matlab
scrolll down
DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL
>>Time Pass<<
.
MUJHE KUCH KEHNA HAI is scrap me kya pata KAL HO NA HO mujhe yaad he WOH LAMHE jab hum aapko scrap kiya karte the, na mai DON hu na mai KHILADIYO KA KHILADI, hamari DOSTI koi KACHHE DHAGE ki bani DOR nahi hai, hamari dosti to ZANZEER hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE hum ruk gaye , lekin yeh dosti ka SILSILA chalta rahega, mai voh hoon jo dosti par hoo jaoo FANNA, hamari dosti kayam rahegi QUAMAT SE QUAMAT TAK aye mere dost KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA
MUJHE KUCH KEHNA HAI is scrap me kya pata KAL HO NA HO mujhe yaad he WOH LAMHE jab hum aapko scrap kiya karte the, na mai DON hu na mai KHILADIYO KA KHILADI, hamari DOSTI koi KACHHE DHAGE ki bani DOR nahi hai, hamari dosti to ZANZEER hai, aur CHALTE CHALTE hum ruk gaye , lekin yeh dosti ka SILSILA chalta rahega, mai voh hoon jo dosti par hoo jaoo FANNA, hamari dosti kayam rahegi QUAMAT SE QUAMAT TAK aye mere dost KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA
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